What To Do When You Encounter Jell-O:
1. Never let it see you're afraid. Jell-O loves this.
2. Smile. Say you are a friend, you come in peace.
3. Reason with it.
4. Offer it a gift.
5. Find out what it wants.
6. Let it see you have no weapons.
7. If it continues to jiggle menacingly, Stab it to death with a kitchen knife and throw it in the sink.
- Dick Solomon
Watch it jiggle. The terror from beyond space. A childhood favorite. Hospital food. Sweet wiggly delight. Sugar laden boiled cow hooves. Put them all together they spell Jell-O. (Insert your favorite rape drug joke here).I have developed a habit of posting photos of what I call "food oddments" to Facebook, usually in the late evening hours. It could be pictures of misspelled signs or unusual ethnic ingredients. Often it is suggestions of food combinations bizarre to me.
